Saturday, April 24, 2010

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OK. Let me see if I got this right:

IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR, OR SHOT. 

IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.  

IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.  
 
IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.
 
IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.  
 
IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.  
 
IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.  
 
IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET;  
 
1 - A JOB,  
2 - A DRIVERS LICENSE,  
3 - SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,  
4 - WELFARE,  
5 - FOOD STAMPS,  
6 - CREDIT CARDS 
7 - SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,  
8 - FREE EDUCATION,  
9 - FREE HEALTH CARE, 
10 - A LOBBYIST IN  WASHINGTON  
11 - BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS    PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE  
12 - AND THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT 
 
I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE
SITUATION... 

HAD ENOUGH?
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Saturday, February 6, 2010

Political Knowledge Survey

My daughter is doing a study for college on everyday people's political knowledge.

It will only take about 5 minutes and is mostly multiple choice. Please take 5 minutes of your day to help a college student get a good grade!

The survey is at:

http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/ZCN9BKC

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

THIS IS HOW YOU FIX CONGRESS

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A friend sent this along to me. I can't think of any reason to disagree.

The following is a "Congressional Reform Act of 2010", which would contain eight provisions, all of which would probably be strongly endorsed by those who drafted the Constitution and the Bill of Rights.

I know many of you will say, "This is impossible". Let me remind you, Congress has the lowest approval of any entity in Government, now is the time when Americans will join together to reform Congress - the entity that represents us.

We need to get a Senator to introduce this bill in the US Senate and a Representative to introduce a similar bill in the US House. These people will become American hero's.

Thanks,
A Fellow American Voting Citizen
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Congressional Reform Act of 2010
 
1. Term Limits: 12 years only, one of the possible options below.
   A. Two Six year Senate terms
   B. Six Two year House terms
   C. One Six year Senate term and three Two Year House terms

Serving in Congress is an honor, not a career. The Founding Fathers envisioned citizen legislators, serve your term(s), then go home and back to work.

2. No Tenure / No Pension:
A congressman collects a salary while in office and receives no pay when they are out of office.
Serving in Congress is an honor, not a career. The Founding Fathers envisioned citizen legislators, serve your term(s), then go home and back to work.

3. Congress (past, present & future) participates in Social Security:
All funds in the Congressional retirement fund moves to the Social Security system immediately. All future funds flow into the Social Security system, Congress participates with the American people.
Serving in Congress is an honor, not a career. The Founding Fathers envisioned citizen legislators, server your term(s), then go home and back to work.

4. Congress can purchase their own retirement plan just as all Americans.
Serving in Congress is an honor, not a career. The Founding Fathers envisioned citizen legislators, serve your term(s), then go home and back to work.

5. Congress will no longer vote themselves a pay raise. Congressional pay will rise by the lower of CPI or 3%.


6. Congress looses their current health care system and participates in the same health care system as the American people.
Serving in Congress is an honor, not a career. The Founding Fathers envisioned citizen legislators, serve your term(s), then go home and back to work.

7. Congress must equally abide in all laws they impose on the American people.
Serving in Congress is an honor, not a career. The Founding Fathers envisioned citizen legislators, serve your term(s), then go home and back to work.

8. All contracts with past and present congressmen are void effective 1/1/11. The American people did not make this contract with congressmen, congressmen made all these contracts for themselves.

Serving in Congress is an honor, not a career. The Founding Fathers envisioned citizen legislators, serve your term(s), then go home and back to work.
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